Top 10 Signs That Your Pet Was a Unicorn in a Past Life

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If your dog or cat exhibits any of the following behaviors, there’s a good chance that he was a unicorn in a past life.

Instead of rotting garbage, his farts smell like skittles and sunshine.

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Gallop over to Etsy for this find.

Insists that your bedroom is now his “Super-Secret Unicorn Layer.”

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Even better… it lights up!

Refers to horses as “Commoners.”

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What can’t you find on Etsy?

Only responds to the name “Princess Sparkle Horn.”

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Your dog needs a unicorn dog hoodie.

Believes that picking up his poop isn’t a right… it’s a privilege.

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Yep, they’re really called Froodies!

She still has some of her magical powers, including the ability to hear a bag of chips being opened from anywhere in your house… no matter where she is!

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You’ll find the pattern here.

Attends a support group for Mythical Animals. Their slogan is: “It doesn’t matter that others think I’m make believe; all that matters is what I

think of myself.”

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All you need is pug.

Insists that he should be put on the endangered species list.

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In case you want to piss your cat off.

Instead of rolling around in mud or garbage, he rolls around in glitter he stole from your craft supply kit.

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The most pimped-out unicorn costume eva!

Won’t sniff other dogs’ butts… for obvious (and painful) reasons

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Have you no shame, human?!? Rasta Imposta Unicorn Dog Costume

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