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\nIf your dog or cat exhibits any of the following behaviors, there’s a good chance that he was a unicorn in a past life.
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\nInstead of rotting garbage, his farts smell like skittles and sunshine.
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\nGallop over to Etsy for this find.
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\nInsists that your bedroom is now his “Super-Secret Unicorn Layer.”
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\nEven better… it lights up!
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\nRefers to horses as “Commoners.”
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\nWhat can’t you find on Etsy?
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\nOnly responds to the name “Princess Sparkle Horn.”
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\nYour dog needs a unicorn dog hoodie.
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\nBelieves that picking up his poop isn’t a right… it’s a privilege.
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\nYep, they’re really called Froodies!
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\nShe still has some of her magical powers, including the ability to hear a bag of chips being opened from anywhere in your house… no matter where she is!
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\nYou’ll find the pattern here.
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\nAttends a support group for Mythical Animals. Their slogan is: “It doesn’t matter that others think I’m make believe; all that matters is what I
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\nAll you need is pug.
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\nInsists that he should be put on the endangered species list.
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\nIn case you want to piss your cat off.
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\nInstead of rolling around in mud or garbage, he rolls around in glitter he stole from your craft supply kit.
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\nThe most pimped-out unicorn costume eva!
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\nWon’t sniff other dogs’ butts… for obvious (and painful) reasons
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\nHave you no shame, human?!? Rasta Imposta Unicorn Dog Costume
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